What do you think?? No. sorry!
~Paul

You do know that you just admitted to sleeping with my fatty, right?

I'm not sleeping in my bed anymore. Wow, me and Rick aren't even sleeping togeather and he has already banshed me to the couch....
~Paul M.

put the old song back up!
~Paul M.

i can't. i don't have the old song, and besides, i've forgotten it. *tear* how could someone forget something so great? obviously if anyone can manage it,i can.
sv07

but you did manage to write it in the first place ;)
~Paul M.

Wow dude. That is one fucked up song. lol. :P
I wish I had an autologon feature so I didn't have to post as anonymous coward. I'm too lazy to log in. ;/

there is an "rember me" option when you log in....
~Paul M.

you mean this song???? gotta love the "create new revision" option. makes rolling back to (or just viewing) previous versons a snap ;)
~Paul M.

Kate and Caitlin went up a hill
to have some hankie pankie...
Silly Katie brought her test tube
and now theres little Bobby!

Bobby grew up to be a man
and had his first boner
Horny Bobby screwed Mother Katie
now Caitlin is a loner.

Soon Bobby got old w/ Katie
for grey was in her hair (she got old)
So he went back to Caitlin
and used her electric Sonicare.

The electric toothbrush ran out of batteries
but Bobby was still horny that night
He went to WalMart and bought some D cells
and a new Maglite!

Bobby got bored with his Maglite
so he started screwin' Maria
Because he had an STD
he gave her gonnorhea.

Bobby was out of women now
he'd screwed Maris and his mom
He figured he'd try another approach
and started screwin' Saddam!

Next Bobby screwed a dolphin
it had an ejaculation
Poor Bobby's rectum was so messed up
He had to have an operation.

Bobby is sterile now
to Katie's great relief
But his poor jackin' dolphin friend
is going through great grief.

Now this offensive song
has come to an end
The moral of it is:
Never fuck a dolphin!

yayyyyyyyyyy! thanks you so much! i love you!
sv07

that part where you say that (she got old) leave it out cause if your stupid enough not to realize it then you shouldn't have been born!

But besides that i think that it is really good. And funny!

if i took it out, there wouldn't be a song. i'm too lazy to write another line to go in its place.
sv07

i just heard say to kaitie "you got fucked by a clock?!"
~Paul M.

don't think i should add any new additions to the song. katie is pissed at me right now because she thought i wrote "katie & alex" on the chalkboard today during the hangout, when in truth johnny did.
i've retired from songwriting for a while...don't want to lose a good friend.
sv07
p.s. i do wonder what its like to be fucked by a clock, though...

I would imagin there would be a lot of ticking involved ;)
~Paul M.

shell get over it.
~Paul M.

is it because i put those pics up?
sv07

It was because of some profanity and other 'questionable' words.
~Paul M.

it took someonefive months to reply to this comment?
~sv07

Its not like I go over every peace of content to check for comments to reply to :-p
~Paul M.

i know...but still. i'm surprised some bored person didn't stumble over it. i often stumble over comments and reply to them
~sv07

Good point. Just to prove said point I stumbled over this comment just a few min ago :-D
~Paul M.