There was a random quote "Are you a turtle?". So it seemed approate to make it a poll. And no, you may not add a cowboy neal option. ~Paul M.
Like any /. poll, this one is good for showing that all other polls are completly unreliable. Is anyone (excluding [Jeff I.]) actualy a turtle? ~Paul M.
who the fuck said they weren't a turtle!
People who know that they are a human, not a trutle. Then again there are human turtles out there. :-p And no, thats not a bad thing. ~Paul M.
TURTLE POWER!
Your saying it is a bad thing and are for turtle power? Make up your mind. ~Paul M.
i did ~sv07
You aren't a turtle?! ~Paul M.
last time i checked i wasn't very turtley. and someone else also isn't a turtle. there are two votes. ~sv07
that there just says it all...but this says it even better: the turtle isn't pleased with you at all. he is deciding to shun you ~sv07
in the game of turtles you can never win ~sv07
mwaha! be defiled! ~sv07
Like I told Mike over AIM, He and a dick and Caitlin doesn't. Therefor Caitlin can beat him but he can't beat Caitlin. ~Paul M.
and she does
over this whole turtle thing, i conquer. but i do not beat him... ~sv07
that picture's not correct. the whip doesn't look like that anymore. after about a year being used at tech and on various people its been broken ~sv07
Caitlin used that whip praticly every night. Just like Mike and his socks. ~Paul M.
i like this one better: ~sv07
How about a pic like the one Kaitie F. made? ~Paul M.
Score -1 Redundent ~Paul M.
oh, they do more than lose! ~sv07
thats not me, the nose is wrong. :P
Mike has lots of pictures of pussys. ~Paul M.
The pic is broken! ~Paul M.
what about now? ~sv07
Yup, and still laughing :) ~Paul M.
That is so sweet! ~Paul M.
owned by me and a turtle ~sv07
Mike, Youv been served. ~Paul M.
I don't want to start getting into this battle. I'm too lazy. Let her feel victorious.
But you had to post that pic of the turtle eating her out....Well, congrats, you are the winner! ~Paul M.
Caitlin: meh Caitlin: you win Caitlin: but you still don't beat me Mike: how do i win but not beat you? Caitlin: um... Caitlin: i mean the kind of beat that that picture's referring to Caitlin: beat/whipping, etc... Mike: uh huh.. Mike: how's it feel to lose to me? Caitlin: i havenot given up yet Mike: yes you did
stop making me look like a bigger idiot than i already am ~sv07
its so easy tho..
After reviewing that I think Caitlin is the winner. ~Paul M.
Wouldn't it be inside of her insted of just on the outside? ~Paul M.
oh yeah, that shell is just so ribbed and rough. fits like a glove ~sv07
That turtle looks a lot bigger than two fingers. *assumes your still a virgin* ~Paul M.
of course i am...but with much practice over time one can learn to accomodate more...nvm ~sv07
So your three now? Lemme know when your ready to break that himan :-p ~Paul M.
If I wasn't limited to paint.
it goes both ways my friend: ~sv07
You can see from Mike's pale, branching dick, that the turtle is only playing with his nuts. ~Paul M.
I believe I came
You came, I went. ~Paul M.
Pedo the vulgarity of this picture has proven too risky to display
That is just gross. Mike, pleast don't post any more home pics. ~Paul M.
you insensitive clod! you forgot the turtle! unfortunately i will not post the pic with the turtle in it, as i feel there already has been too much vulgarity on this page. it can be found here. ~sv07
Here ~Paul M.
http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/02-11-05-classicverts/occamsmonkey.jpg
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