Are you a turtle?

Spooge


Orgins

There was a random quote "Are you a turtle?". So it seemed approate to make it a poll. And no, you may not add a cowboy neal option.
~Paul M.

Polls

Like any /. poll, this one is good for showing that all other polls are completly unreliable. Is anyone (excluding [Jeff I.]) actualy a turtle?
~Paul M.

....

who the fuck said they weren't a turtle!

People

People who know that they are a human, not a trutle. Then again there are human turtles out there. :-p And no, thats not a bad thing.
~Paul M.

YES IT IS!

TURTLE POWER!

Contradictroy

Your saying it is a bad thing and are for turtle power? Make up your mind.
~Paul M.

no mere turtle

i did
~sv07

*Gasp*

You aren't a turtle?!
~Paul M.

nah

last time i checked i wasn't very turtley. and someone else also isn't a turtle. there are two votes.
~sv07

...

yup

that there just says it all...but this says it even better:

the turtle isn't pleased with you at all. he is deciding to shun you
~sv07

...

please be corrected


in the game of turtles you can never win
~sv07

yes i can

no, you really can't

mwaha! be defiled!

~sv07

:(

Winner

Like I told Mike over AIM, He and a dick and Caitlin doesn't. Therefor Caitlin can beat him but he can't beat Caitlin.
~Paul M.

hahaha

and she does

negative

over this whole turtle thing, i conquer. but i do not beat him...
~sv07

hahaha

~not correct~

that picture's not correct. the whip doesn't look like that anymore. after about a year being used at tech and on various people its been broken
~sv07

Heavy Use

Caitlin used that whip praticly every night. Just like Mike and his socks.
~Paul M.

heh

i like this one better:

~sv07

WTF

How about a pic like the one Kaitie F. made?
~Paul M.

Yeah

Score -1 Redundent
~Paul M.

mwaha!

oh, they do more than lose!

~sv07

lol

thats not me, the nose is wrong. :P

Pussys

Mike has lots of pictures of pussys.
~Paul M.

Broken

The pic is broken!
~Paul M.

fixed

what about now?
~sv07

Heh

Yup, and still laughing :)
~Paul M.

HAHA

That is so sweet!
~Paul M.

heh

owned by me and a turtle
~sv07

Getting P0wn3d

Mike,
Youv been served.
~Paul M.

i guess...

I don't want to start getting into this battle. I'm too lazy. Let her feel victorious.

Pic

But you had to post that pic of the turtle eating her out....Well, congrats, you are the winner!
~Paul M.

For The Record

Caitlin: meh
Caitlin: you win
Caitlin: but you still don't beat me
Mike: how do i win but not beat you?
Caitlin: um...
Caitlin: i mean the kind of beat that that picture's referring to
Caitlin: beat/whipping, etc...
Mike: uh huh..
Mike: how's it feel to lose to me?
Caitlin: i havenot given up yet
Mike: yes you did

bah

stop making me look like a bigger idiot than i already am
~sv07

but but

its so easy tho..

Er

After reviewing that I think Caitlin is the winner.
~Paul M.

haha! you say no to turtles now! but not here!

Almost Perfect

Wouldn't it be inside of her insted of just on the outside?
~Paul M.

*smirk*

oh yeah, that shell is just so ribbed and rough. fits like a glove
~sv07

Two

That turtle looks a lot bigger than two fingers. *assumes your still a virgin*
~Paul M.

yes

of course i am...but with much practice over time one can learn to accomodate more...nvm
~sv07

Three

So your three now? Lemme know when your ready to break that himan :-p
~Paul M.

Yes

If I wasn't limited to paint.

ha

it goes both ways my friend:

~sv07

Coverup

You can see from Mike's pale, branching dick, that the turtle is only playing with his nuts.
~Paul M.

no...

I believe I came

Went

You came, I went.
~Paul M.

Did I mention she's a pedo?

Pedo
the vulgarity of this picture has proven too risky to display

Oh God

That is just gross. Mike, pleast don't post any more home pics.
~Paul M.

!

you insensitive clod! you forgot the turtle! unfortunately i will not post the pic with the turtle in it, as i feel there already has been too much vulgarity on this page.
it can be found here.
~sv07

Here

Here
~Paul M.

Well since this has turned into a picture battle.. here is one!!

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/02-11-05-classicverts/occamsmonkey.jpg

sage

sage

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